Lynn's Comments: This actually happened. I was driving a friend back to his hotel and we got into an accident. When the police arrived, I didn't think they would believe our version of the story. I'm a cartoonist and my friend was a comedian!
Lynn's Comments: Gone was the long, ragged hair, the scrubby beard and the ratty clothing. The guy who ran into me had been transformed into a model citizen.
Lynn's Comments: The other driver’s lawyer really did deliver an explanation like this. It was impossible to understand and yet the judge kept nodding as if it was all perfectly clear.