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Sunday, June 10, 1984
Monday, June 18, 1990
Tuesday, June 19, 1990
Wednesday, March 22, 1995
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Monday June 17, 2019
Lynn's Comments: I never wear shorts and rarely wear skirts. I have never liked my legsā¦even though I know they are average looking and hold me up just fine. Funny what a negative "body image" can do to us.
Years later, when I was living in southern Ontario, I met some musicians from Newfoundland. Caught up in my love for east coast music, I bought myself a button accordion. This I learned to play not too badly and after awhile, it showed. I was indeed building up bulges where none had been--on my arms. I actually had pipes! I knew then that the old arm-pumping exercise to the cry of, "We must, we must, we must improve our bust!" was hogwash. The only sure way to enhance the unenhanceable, is through surgery! I still play my accordion, but only for sympathetic friends, and I don't really care about the bust line. I do have a word of advice, however, "Ladies, it's a fine instrument, but...never play an accordion in the nude!"