Sunday December 11, 2011

Lynn’s Notes:

A big kid in my neighbourhood once told me that my butt would fall off if I unscrewed my belly button. I believed him. I have an “inny” and it was hard to see just how the “button” was engineered in there. In fear of dire consequences, I asked my dad if this was true and he laughed out loud. He assured me that my belly button was a permanent decoration and I was not to worry about losing my behind. He did tell me, however, that if I screwed up my face… it would stay that way.